Sunday, December 23, 2012

Da bezt dai in meh lyfe!

~So 2day waz da bezt cuz me and my betches delivered all our Angel Tree gefts!

~We even meet da bezt family eva dat waz so happy, I started gettin emotional :')

~I waz da happiezt perzon eva I felt like all of deez fellas! ----------VVV

~Not 2 menchin dat I finally went in my bezt friend'z crib! It waz amazin! I felt feelinz I neva felt...

~He'z dawg keep on attackin meh wid kindnezz though, now i know how my bestie Taldo feelz

~Afta a long night of bein da bezt person eva we waz finally don, and I waz tired...

~And now xmas is rite around da korner :) <3

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Yo weave iz ratchet :P

~So der iz dis betch I know dat haz da nastiest weave eva!!! Like imma about 2 barf!

~And dey always dink think they so fly when dey izn't! Like you ain't worth my time! But like, I gotta stare!

~And afta I stare fo a while I jus can't take it and I run away looking fo some conditioner!!! ಠ▃ಠ

~But whateva...at least I'm a flawless person! Like I'm totes perfs, it's so obvi! ;D

Friday, December 21, 2012

ugh poniez iz stewpid!!! smh X(

~So there I waz jus being awezome and totes pop and thiz betch I dot was meh fwiend waz being

stewpid. She was like wahhhhh! a Canadian doesn't want to have intercourse with meh! Like whateva!

~Like Canadianese peps only got hockey and maple syrup, so y she so angry?!?! An den she was like u so hurtful and I'm like srsly?!?! Anyway now I'm like totez done she's so dizrespectful!!!

~Like I'm about to get meh hmegurl Stephanie to jump her, watch yo back gurl you gonna get cut!

~Update:WE IZ TOTEZ BESTIEZ AGAIN, JK ALL OF DIS! <3

Thursday, December 20, 2012

GUUUUURL IS YOU OKAY!?!?

~So this like umm person I thought was like totes my friend is like totes isn't! I ask you like for one thing as a friend and you disrespect me?!?! MMM MMM I am a strong independent man, that don't need no filipino friend!


~Like all I axed her was can you pick me up some of da Hat and she was like ummmm I'm buzy! Srsly I do so much fo you and you gonna say dat to me?!?! When I ax fo food you better buhleave I get it!


~Whatevs they way that filipino handled it waz rooode! Anyway I'm done I just hope she realizes how wrong she waz! I'M OUT!!! ☜♥☞